Applefanboyism in extremistan

  • OMG! Ponies!: Rarely if ever.
  • OMG! Ponies!: They lack the tensile strength necessary to garrote someone. More often than not, I either come prepared with piano wire (picture wire will do in a pinch) or I improvise using a lamp cord.
  • OMG! Ponies!: Apple earbuds just aren't good for strangling people.
  • N@tedog: Crushed to a pulp they make for a fine poison additive.
  • source: http://tinyurl.com/ajpwvl